2014 Oscars Livesnark

Another year, more snark, mostly on Twitter. Refresh for updates...

• If you had Ellen wearing a dress in the #Oscars pool, what were you thinking?
• Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto are both wearing white tux jackets, so it appears they'll be serving drinks at the after-party. #Oscars
• The Somali guy from Captain Phillips is this year's Hang S. Nygor, except he won't be winning. #Oscars 
• Yummy Girl! Short hair looks decent. #Oscars 
• Jared Leto wins and dedicates it to his mom and bro first. Shouts out to Ukraine and Venezuela and has to be running long. #Oscars 
• Ellen's opening monologue was OK. Missing Seth McFarlane now. #Oscars Jim Carrey is scaring me.
• At the rate of one award per 1/2 hour, they won't be done with the #Oscars until sometime Tuesday. Pharrel's wearing his Malcolm McLaren hat.
• At this rate, I could watch Walking Dead & Girls and only miss 3-4 #Oscars. Naomi Watts looks like she's auditioning for Young Hillary Story.
• How does Catching Fire not get nominated for Costumes or Makeup #Oscars? How about The Hobbit being snubbed for Hair & Makeup? Lame.
• Channing Tate-yum comes out to intro contest winners which is the only way he'll be at the #Oscars. Dude, your Magic Mike bro's gonna win!
• It's ironic that Kim Novak is out there for animation considering her face is absolutely immobile. Scary #Oscars time!
• Kim Novak is 81. Her face is not. #Oscars 
• Frozen wins for Best Animated Feature, a category Pixar's weak Monsters University wasn't even nommed for. Good. Pixar blows now. #Oscars 
• Gravity wins Best VFX, filling in the Free Space on your #Oscars bingo card. Just as with Life of Pi, if it didn't win, it was riot time.
• Wouldn't it be awesome if Pharrell's dancers came out behind Karen O and whoever that guy is at the #Oscars? Total mood clash!
• Haven't seen 20 Feet From Stardom yet, but it's interesting to see the #Oscars go for a non-political film, like Sugar Man or Motown.
• Whoa, whoa, Darlene Love; who said you could mention God in front of all these people at the #Oscars who think they are?
• This Ellen wandering the audience stuff at the #Oscars is the worst Samsung Galaxy Note 3 ad ever. OK, let's see that selfie!
• Down in front, you're blocking AJ! RT If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://twitter.com/TheEllenShow/status/440322224407314432/photo/1pic.twitter.com/woVVmWVXDn
• Lupita Nyong'o is the first Klingon to win at the #Oscars. (That's what the apostrophe in her name means, right?)
• Does anyone think this pizza delivery running gag that's holding up the #Oscars show is funny? Lame callback to when Steve Martin did nosh.
• HELL YEAH! Bill Murray shouts out to Harold Ramis at the #Oscars. I don't think Gravity should've won Cinematography; it's all VFX, like Pi.
• Why is Pink singing at the #Oscars? Haven't wasted enough time been wasted on Ellen's phone ad wandering? Double-sided tape is the most worn.
• Does this Oz dress blow the Ellen #Oscars pool? Jennifer Garner is wearing Anne Hathaway's old Oscar-hosting dress. Make it swish!
• Boy, sleep with the director (Baz Luhrman) and win #Oscars! Two of them! It appears they're not going to play anyone off for talking long.
• Once again, the #Oscars People Who Died montage isn't backed by Jim Carroll's "People Who Died." It's a gimme, folks! Make it happen!
• Suck it, Obama! #Oscars https://www.inside.com/oscars/u2ejf/ellen-degeneres-selfie-shatters-retweet-record-rec 
• I wonder who else noticed Sarah Jones, the 27-year-old camera asst who was hit by a train the other day, when the #Oscars went to break?
• AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! Goldie Hawn, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!! Scary #Oscars again.
• Why does Idina Menzel sound like a pitchy American Idol contestant with mushy diction when she sang it so well in the movie? Weird. #Oscars 
• Glad Gravity's score won. Really did what music is supposed to do. Steven Price got a handshake from John Williams, who IS Movie Score God.
• So glad "Let It Go" won over U2's drab pander. And the writers got the EGOT! Cute acceptance speech! #Oscars 
• From Undercover Brother to winning an Oscar for 12 Years A Slave. Way to go John Ridley. Whoa! Spike Jonze won?!? Play "Cannonball!" #Oscars 
• Sidney Potier is 87. So is his face. Thank God for that. Alfonso Cuaron wins Best Director for his 2nd #Oscars. Will he turn the hat trick?
• Cate Blachett's #Oscars dress looks like it has fishing lures all over it. Haven't seen Blue Jasmine yet, but Amy Adams was great in Hustle.
• Matthew McConaughey (yeah, I have to Google the spelling) completes his career overhaul at the #Oscars. 6 years ago he was in Surfer, Dude.
• I guess those billboards playing the White Guilt Card - "It's time." - paid off for 12 Years A Slave at the #Oscars. Guess I'll watch it now
• Overall, Ellen was pleasant, but bland. The #Oscars show lacked surprises and could've been under 3 hours if they'd cut the schtick.

Well, that's a wrap, folks! Thanks for reading. See ya next year.