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"Boogie Woogie" Review

This was the longest 85 minutes of the evening, so let's make this fast.

What Was Good: Heather Graham's boobs, though they're barely on display. Amanda Seyfried's incredible legs, showcased in miniskirts that are more wide belts than skirts. Some other bits of nudity and lesbian activity.

What Wasn't: Everything else.

Tedious, banal, dopey, insipid - hey, check out my Roget's skills - it makes rich twits and the art world even more uninteresting than you'd initially suspect. Just terrible. I finished watching it out of spite though my girlfriend took the better path and fell asleep 10 minutes in.

Score: 2/10. Skip the movie and look up the skin on the Internet.


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